A Family SecretMature

Mrs. Saunders leans over and beckons Pete over. Then she whispers in his ears.

"You're adopted."

Pete is now shocked, but then he realizes something.

"You're drunk."

"Shut up, I'm not drunk, I'm an alien."

Then Mrs. Saunders puts her arms up and runs around in circles.

The End

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