Gee! What a funny girl is Annie Stairland
Working for the Ecological Society
Of America, with her laptop-case in hand
She's never seen without it - loves it very much, you see.

At night she keeps her lappy in a lead-lined strong-box
In her bedside cabinet, and guarded by her dog
(A doberman-rottweiler cross whose name is Mr Cox)
Because of these precautions Annie sleeps like a log.

She keeps all her contacts in her 'lappy', and she would
Be completely lost without it so it never leaves her side
It's how she got her nickname, but I really think she should
Invest in a netbook, They're much easier to hide.

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These poems are inspired by a members' names, and involve some deviation of them. I've christened the process "name skating" in honour of the original poem.

The only guidelines are as follows:

1) It has to be a poem. The type of poem does not matter :)

2) It has to be about the name of an author on the site, and the title must reflect this. NOTE: Poems are not about the authors themselves.

3) It must play somehow on their screen name, whether this be by use of a pun, or other wordplay, such as using their name in a different sense than usual.

4) Don't do the same author twice. There are over 8000 to pick from, this shouldn't be too hard ;)

5) (optional) Let the author know you've written a chapter for them, and if you've really messed with the name, let the readers know who the actual author is.

Authors already included:
mynameiskate
NeverChance
Eloosive
chaosbeing
bluejay
Emmy
smac972
Elemental
Estelix
rawrr
darkliquid
Parkovic
Burnthestars
Tasha_Noble
nickb
Elorithryn
CraziestToaster
Ruby_Marina
aryst0krat
Archi_Teuthis
JackRubashevskiy
jdxx
LairdTom
Asheyna
Tad_Winslow
Jonty
olius_brightwell
g2LaPianistaIrlandesa
Faltarego
Spockeh
penwomanship
moonwalker
Tillet
Druidx
RedheadRose
Bill_Hartzia
chasing42
MyFlipFlopsBpopN
SpookOfNight
Rac7hel
Lyre
d.f.m
cassandra
seldom
Ratiax?
Dysphemism
CharlieRoberts?

updated Mar 7 '10 by aryst0krat