I knew it! I just knew it! Must’ve been Matty, lately he’s into all things forbidden. Next time I’ll put it in the medicine cabinet…or in his school bag, he’ll never find it there!
Bugger, bugger, bugger. No treats, and there’s still dinner to think about. Would it be legal to feed the kids pizza every day? Or would it be a sure way of bringing the Social Services Fairy to your door? Something like the Tooth Fairy’s politically correct younger sister – I Take Your Kids But Do Not Leave Money kind of thing?
I feel like I’m going insane. Help, I’m stuck inside my own head! I really need to talk to somebody.