...hurl your pie at a passing unicyclist after he runs over your foot?

The unicyclist remakably maintains his balance despite being blinded by a pie in the face.  His cycle wobbles a little before he disappears out of view, swearing under his breath that one day, he will have his revenge.

A peregrine falcon swoops from out of nowhere, captures a mouse in its talons and disappears into the horizon.

Suddenly, your cell phone rings.

The End

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