The other officer pipes up, "Ida, is this perp your pimp?"
"No." s/he responds.
"Well, we witnessed you waving your wallet at Ida and Mabel, here," Constable B.G. Wang (Seriously?) addresses you.
Ida tells the officers you had lost your wallet and they had been helping you search for it. When you found it, you waved it in the air to let them know.
"Uh, yeah…" you falter. "That’s all that happened." You know you don’t sound very convincing so you are astounded when the cops buy the story, make plans to meet up with Ida and Mabel later, then drive away.
You cannot believe your good luck and are astounded at the scene that just took place. The whole episode seems as unlikely as Morgan Freeman appearing in an Old Navy commercial. You want to thank the gals for their assistance so you confirm the stag party booking for tomorrow evening and….
Offer to buy them dinner at Rudi’s House of Schnitzel.
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