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...ng the cafe with explosions of crust and filling).  You decide to head home and regroup.

It’s as you step out to hail a cab that your eyes once again fall on the “working girls” across the street.  That’s one way Rosco would certainly remember this party, you think to yourself.  You imagine the look of surprise on his face, what angle would be best to capture a picture of his reaction.  Grinning, you decide you’ll go for it.

“Any of you fine ladies want to make some money?!?” you call out, waving your wallet in the air.

The flash of red and blue lights catches you off guard and you freeze in the middle of the street, your billfold still held above your head.  A squad car pulls out of a narrow alley and blocks the street.  Two officers step out, blinding you with their flashlights.

“Well son, what have you got to say for yourself?”

Do you...

…turn around, drop trou, and recite the Gettysburg Address while bending over and spanking yourself?

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