MY BODY LICENSE

This morning I received a letter saying that I must pay my body license otherwise my own body could be taken over by the government.


This actually means that I won't be able to touch my own body, even look at it because if I do my own body could be taken away by the police and handed over to the prime minister's henchmen.


There's nothing worse than my own body being taken over by the government.

The only way out is to  grow myself a new body in the allotment.

Once done I could fix it on myself.

But'

"There's a warning to the police.

"Here's the public warning.

"Listen you, if I ever catch you  growing human bodies in the allotment just to try on yourself you could end up being eaten by a 200 foot long lion.

Worse of all your head could be chucked in the oven, roasted  and end up being eaten by a five headed lion.

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