There's a sarcastic little imp that lives in my head. I call her that snotty brat, and that's when I'm not mad at her. She makes me say things that I don't really want to say.
I'll tell you what happens if someone just grunts at me when I say "Good Morning."
The Imp makes me say, " Who peed on your pancakes?"
If someone is really cranky, and hard to live with, the Imp makes me say :
"What bear bit you?"
When someone objects to my second piece of cake, the Imp makes me say:
"I'd rather be fat and happy, than skinny and stupid."
I know, it doesn't make sense to me, either, but that's the Imp for you.
If someone is a real sourpuss, and refuses to laugh at my jokes, the Imp makes say:
"Aren't you just a great gleaming ball of firey fun?"
This little Imp has a lot to answer for, but whenever she gets me in trouble, she disappears inside my head, and I have to take the blame.