Your mom reveals her identity that she is a witch. She went to Hogwarts and everything! She was a Gryffindor, like Harry Potter! She tells you about this one time where she slapped Snape, and then Crucified him! That was the one and only time when Gryffindor lost 500,000,000,000 points! Somehow, they still won the feast at the end of the year. You were interested for the first two hours, but now its plain annoying. You ask her to go to your teacher and set a curse so he won't beat anybody up and she will give them Reeses Peanut Butter Cups everyday for the rest of eternity!

RATE THIS BRANCH!