Stovohobo Has A Few Tricks Up His Sleeve

Original Author: Krulltar

“Um…my doppelganger killed Yoda. Look,” Krulltar pointed over by where Yoda’s body still laid. “See that big guy that looks exactly like me with the bullet holes in him. That’s my doppelganger. Well, he was my doppelganger.”

“I guess you have some crazy Charles Manson style excuse for everything, don’t you Krulltar? You do nothing, while your minions do the killing.” Stovo declared.

“I am not Krulltar’s minion,” Elsha shot point blank at Stovo’s head. “I think for myself…”

Elsha stopped mid sentence as Stovo still stood there smiling at her.

“I don’t have to outrun bullets. I can snatch them out of the air” Stovo calmly said as he opened his palm revealing the spent bullet.

“Oh my god! Oh my god!” Screamed band baby. “That’s like so cool. Where did you learn to catch bullets?”

“You remember when everyone laughed at me because I didn’t stay up late and play Janga, so I could go to the 6 am Advance Jedi Techniques class?”

“Dang! I always miss all the cool stuff.” band baby pouted.

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