You hit the alarm and rub your eyes. 7.30. Too early.
Jesus, there's somebody in your bed. And its a man. And you're straight. And he sounds worryingly familiar. You lie there for 5 seconds not wanting to turn around and then you turn around. You are looking at yourself.
"Erm, this is strange" you say.
"Yes" you say. "It is strange. I've been waiting for you to wake up and I'm kind of happy you think it's strange too"
The only reason you don't freak out is because you just presume it is a dream.
"At least this is just a dream" you say
"Well, that's what I thought too" you say, "but I don't think it is. I've pinched myself 5 times now and it's usually foolproof"