on Trivialities

"Upon a time was a rubbish bin-"

"A rubbish bin?"

"A rubbish bin! Now stop interrupting so I can begin."

"But I must say you mean a wheelie bin."

"A wheelie bin?"

"Yes, wheelie bin! A bin with wheels is a wheelie bin!"

"But a wheeled bin of rubbish is a rubbish bin!"

"A wheeled bin of rubbish?"

"Yes! Of rubbish!"

"On wheels?"

"On wheels."

"Aha! Then it is a wheelie bin!"

"Fine you fool! Then you can begin!"

"Why thank you. Now, here was have our wheelie bin, a bin on wheels and nothing within."

"Nothing within?"

"Be quiet I say! No, nothing within. Hence it is not a rubbish bin."

"I must say, you've got me there. Then what is inside?"

"I've yet to decide."

"And here the suspense doth begin! What is inside this rubbish bin?"

"I told you, it's not a rubbish bin! There's nothing within! No rubbish in the bin."

"I'm sorry, mate, I can...