To Greenland

“Come on Roddy! Let’s get you hitched up,” Santa sniveled.
“Oh no not again,” Rudolph brayed.
“OW!” he bellowed.
“Oh deer. Get it? Oh DEER and you are a reindeer!” Santa giggled.
“Oh you are soooooooo LAME,” Rudolph snorted.
After a lot of muttering, sniffing, grunting and snorting, the assembled company began the journey to Greenland.

  “Jingle   bell   Jingle   bells   jingle   all the   way
oh   what  fun it is   to   ruon a   one   horse open sleigh- aay!
Jingle    bells   Jingle   bells   jingle   all the   way
oh   what  fun  it is   to   run  on a   one   horse open sleiggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!”warbled Santa.

“ OUCH! My poor ears. That was the most discordant, out of tune singing I have ever heard. No. This is how it is sung: Jingle bells Jingle bells jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to run on a one horse open sleigh- aay!
Jingle bells Jingle bells jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to run on a one horse open sleigh.
“There. That was MUCH better,” Rudolph whinnied.

The End

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