The worst flight

Santa clumsily tacked Rudolph up to the sleigh. By clumsily, I mean that Rudolph’s back foot (on the left side) was attached to his left ear (otherwise it would have been much more painful), his tail was attached to his back right foot and Santa had...

...TACKED HIM UP THE WRONG WAY ROUND! Meaning that he would have to fly backwards. 

“Come on Roody Doody. Let’s goooooooooooooooooooooooooo.” Santa’s snivels where whipped away by the wind. The ride was not a comfortable one for ‘Roody Doody’ In fact “OW!” he bellowed “That was a tree.”  and   “Ugh what an idiot. This is the WORST FLIGHT EVER.”

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