So this is my grand plan for a novel... It is going to take me a VERY long time to write so please be patient! I just hope you enjoy it :)
Meet Alexis Phillips. He's middle aged. Or so he likes to think. His wife thinks he's having a mid-life crisis. His neighbour's think his mad. You could call him paranoid. Or curious. Either way, he knows that something is very wrong in the building he lives in and he's made it his job to find out everybody's dirty little secret.
Doing it is easy, it's living with it that's the hard part.