BANGABANGABANGABANGA

Hey! The student teacher (who I recently found out is called Miss Hadwen) has officially gone!

So, now I'm going to write what I would really love to see happen to her!

Enjoy!

 

"Five four three two one! I will have silence!" our student teacher yells. 

Oh, will you? I think. I start tapping my fingers on the table as she attempts to explain to us how to change percentages into decimals.

Tap tappa tap tappa

God, this is boring. I learnt this last year. 

Tap tappa tap tappa

Then Cez starts tapping her nails on the desk in boredom too.

Click clicka click clicka
Tap tappa tap tappa 

"Now I will go and get you some paper to do a poster about it on" cannot-control set one leaves the classroom. For once it's silent, except for the 

Tap clicka click tappa tap clicka click tappa

Behind me, Paddy starts tapping his pencil on the edge of the desk.

Dink dinka dink dinka
Click clicka click clicka
Tap tappa tap tappa

Then someone else starts tapping their table with their hands.

Dum dumma dum dumma
Dink dinka dink dinka
Click clicka click clicka
Tap tappa tap tappa

"Will you please shut up tapping" Mr Robinson says, who's assessing the lesson from the back of the room.

Dum dumma dink dinka click clicka tap-

It's silent for a few seconds. Then Miss Hadwen walks in with some paper. Everyone starts banging the table with their hands.

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"Oh my god!" Flora laughs, but is hardly heard over the noise.

"SHUT UP" the student teacher shrieks quite clearly over the noise.

"Pardon!?" Cerowyn asks loudly, but continues making noise.

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"I SAID SHUT UP!!!!!!!!"

"Sorry!? I can't understand what you're saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Flora grins, and makes her banging louder.

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP BANGING!!!!!!!!!!!" Miss screams, purple with anger.

"I'm sorry Miss! We can't hear you! It's really difficult to hear because of all the banging!" I yell at her, never ceasing to hit the table with my fists. Everyone on our table starts laughing.

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"IF YOU DO NOT STOP BANGING I WILL GET MRS GOODAN TO SORT YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieks Miss. We get louder. She storms out of the room as we continue to make noise.

BANGABANGABANGABANGABANGABANGABANGABANGABANGA

Mrs Goodan appears at the door, but is not looking in. She puts her hand on the door handle. We all stop, pick up our pens and get on with our work.

BANGABANGABANGABANGABANGABANGABANG-

The End

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