Dear Befuddled


Firstly congratulations on the female of you two.. (unless you're both female... mmmmmmmmmmmmm).. for keeping your pregnancy a secret... i guess the spouse must have just thought you were just a fat cow.

I would suggest you go to some liposuction place and pay them a £5er (or a plate of chips... people in there have no qualms about carbs) for a fake certificate of suckery. Then either sell the baby on the black market, or if you feed it up with herbs and stuffing, by christmas you'll have a cheap alternative to turkey. Merry Xmas!


Dear Marasdfsius ,

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Is thertw s hhsdgs anything you avsn vas can suggest?D?k/?k



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