Are you- yes, you- ready for something new in brand cleaning?
Oh great, it’s an advert. You groan and crumple up the piece of resistant writing-paper. It seems to bounce back into shape cheekily.
Finally you see a bin and you chuck the paper away.
Who writes adverts and sends them by message-in-a-bottle anyway? you wonder, slightly annoyed.
You kick around in the patch of dust that swarms around your feet, then turn and walk away.