My Dad bought me some Old Speckled Hen. Now I'm a bit tipsy... And have thus decided it would be a good idea to put cabbage in my ice-cream like a wafer. I think I'll take a picture so I can remember this day... Oh my phone's frozen... I keep on pressing the save button but it's not going... Oh I'll just lock it. Oh, it's unfrozen now... Wait there's a message thing on the screen... Sending?! What?! Oh my god, I sent it to Johnny! Crud! He's going to think me a madman!