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Tyrone went back to Edward's body and kicked it a few more times.  He thought for a second and thought to himself "Isn't there something I'm supposed to be doing right now?"

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MaxwellSpoot The lazarus machine is a machine which can bring people back from the dead. Named after Lazarus, some bloke from the Bible who died and some other bloke names Jesus brought him back from the dead.

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