You gesture the crow to wait and phone a doctor

You wave at the crow, bidding it to wait and you call your doctor

"Good morning, Doctor McDoctors office, how can I help you?" bubbles Jermolene, the doctors secretary with the big bosom

You pause for a moment, considering the best way to become more familar with that bosom, and like a bolt of lighting you are inspired by the ghost of Casanova and decide upon an absolute guaranteed 100% winner chat up line.

"......" you say. 

YOU DAMN FOOL! Your larynx has been ruined as a result of your foolish actions. How are you goign to win Jermoleen's bosom heart now?

The End

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