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by dizyrache in Fantasy, Mature Themes added June 29, 2008

Oil the squeaky hinges.

Oh my god, those hinges so totally need oiling! The secret passage won't be very secret if the whole world can hear it open! I best keep the oil can, from the sound of those chains being rattled somewhere around here, sounds like they could do with an oil also!

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