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by Aurora in Fantasy, Mature Themes added January 9, 2008

Do you mouth "McPipehelm"?

You gasp in surprise. That picture looks just like your great grandfather, "McPipehelm!"

The picture winks at you and swings forward on squeaky hinges revealing a torch lit passageway beyond. In the distance you can see Grandpa McPipehelm's disembodied arm beckoning to you.

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