Be a Real Lesbian. Join the United States Army and Rape Muslim Women to Teach Them About Jesus.Mature

I've done writing work in the past, and this piece contains a few thoughts about my life in the US. I have definitely been in this country too long, and I would like to share with everyone what my experience with meeting female veterans of all branches of the United States military has been like.
I'm sure not ALL of them joined the military for the dark purpose in the title, but they are really something different! I am not a real full American citizen, and if I ever become one, it will not be

"A Good Morning Fuck":

I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERY SINGLE LESBIAN VETERAN IN THE ENTIRE CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO AND THE US "HOMELAND" FOR THEIR OBLIGATORY AUTOMATIC-PATRIOTIC "USA PATRIOT" AMERICAN COMPLETE AND TOTAL SEXUAL REVULSION FOR ALL WOMEN OF THE SAME RACE AS ME AND EXPRESS MY DEEPEST AND MOST SINCERE APPRECIATION FOR ALL OF THEM TELLING ME THAT I NEED THERAPY OR HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA OR HAVE TO IMMEDIATELY GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST WHENEVER I EXPRESS ANY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM WHATSOEVER BECAUSE I HAVE NOW FINALLY LEARNED BECAUSE THEY HAVE ALL GONE OUT OF THEIR WAY TO TEACH ME AND SHOW ME SO THAT I COULD LEARN IT THAT MY TOTALLY MISTAKEN BELIEF THAT CONSENSUAL PLEASURABLE SEX WITH WOMEN IS AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL ACTIVITY THAT IS ACTUALLY COMPLETELY LEGAL AND PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO DO IS A COMPLETE DELUSION THAT IS ONLY IN ACTUALITY AN INDIVIDUAL CRIMINAL TERRORIST STATUS OFFENSE THAT ENDANGERS THE LIVES OF WOMEN WHEN I HAVE ANY INTEREST IN IT AT ALL.

AMERICA IS A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY SO EVERYONE BE SURE TO TAKE THE TIME TO THANK THE FEMALE "HEROES" OF THE AMERICAN MILITARY FOR DOING THEIR PART TO KEEP PUBLIC NUDITY ILLEGAL IN THE CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO!

EVERYONE IN THIS ENTIRE CITY CAN REST EASY AND FEEL SAFE NOW THAT THEY ARE FULLY AND COMPLETELY LEGALLY PROTECTED FROM ANYONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE THE COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL AND TOTALLY PSYCHOTIC MISTAKEN BELIEF THAT HUMAN SEX ORGANS ARE THE SAME TYPE OF THING AS A GALLBLADDER OR SOME SHIT INSTEAD OF THE EQUIVALENT OF A KIND OF A THING THAT PEOPLE USE TO ROB BANKS AND SHOOT UP SCHOOLS WITH!

I DO NOT NEED A GOOD MORNING FUCK.

I LIKE MY "GALLBLADDER".

MY "GALLBLADDER"!

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY "GALLBLADDER", YOU MOTHERFUCKING "USA PATRIOT" GALLBLADDERS!

EVERYONE TAKE THE TIME TO APPRECIATE ALL THE FEMALE VETERANS THAT ALL KEEP GUNS IN THEIR HOUSES BECAUSE THEIR JOB WAS AND STILL IS TO BE DEPLOYED SOMEWHERE TO KILL MUSLIM WOMEN FOR AMERICAN CHRISTIAN JESUS AND AMERICAN MORAL VALUES!

lol.

I am sure there is always a USA Patriot "hero" somewhere who knows that functional std-free reproductive organs are things that are an embarrasment.

Not like a gallbladder.

Since someone told me "USA is deployed in India", it must either not be true or everyone knows it already. So, think of the good job the US is doing, and this blog, please enjoy:

http://storymash.com/u/westborobaptistbutterbarsall/nabekota/

If only one person attempts to write one single sentence with more than one hundred and fifty words & no punctuation inside it, then tell that one person "schizophrenia schizophrenia schizophrenia" one hundred times, and then GET YOUR M16 OUT OF ITS DUST JACKET AND SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD!

good morning. Fuck off.

This is the United States of America. Women don't just meet and fuck. In order for that to happen, in this country, you probably have to join the Navy & then use your own US-Government machete to carve what you have between your pussy lips for sex organs into an English tree from jehova that doubles as a oil wrench for an electric golf cart.

IF YOU ARE A FEMALE ATTRACTED TO OTHER FEMALES WHO IS CURRENT OR FORMER NAVY, then SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH YOUR OWN FIREARM. AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLETED A SUCCESSFUL SHOT TO THE HEAD WITH YOUR OWN FIREARM AND ALLOWED AS MUCH BLOOD TO DRAIN FROM YOUR BODY AS POSSIBLE, THEN GET ALL OF YOUR USA PATRIOT NAVY BUDDIES TOGETHER!

THEN ALL TOGETHER IN A VERY VERY LOUD VOICE IN TOTAL SYNCHRONICTY SAY "SCHIZOPHRENIA SCHIZOPHRENIA SCHIZOPHRENA" ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND MILLION TIMES IN THE LOUDEST VOICE YOU ALL POSSIBLY CAN!

THEN a shiny-clean, brand-new, anipsychotic drug DIRECTLY FROM JESUS IN THE SKY that is as pure and clean and as wholesome and good as a communion wafer on Easter Sunday that comes from a BIG AMERICAN PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY that believes in AMERICAN values will LITERALLY FALL ON YOUR HEAD and then INSTANTLY FIX IT!

If you're lucky, then the clean and wholesome Amerian doctor that prescribes them will look like this:

http://m.youtube.com/results?q=BENGALI%20MOVIE%20MUSIC%20MBBS&sm=3

EVERYBODY GIVE A BIG HOOYAH TO THE UNITED STATES MILITARY FOR MAKING PLEASURABLE CONSENSUAL LESBIAN SEX INTO AN ACT OF TERROR AND A CRIMINAL STATUS OFFENSE!

Go to Hell and THANKS for NOTHING!

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