"Bless bouncing baby Betty, beautiful babe, bright being. Bring bounty, banish begging, banish bruises, banish boredom. Bovinity be banished! Bashfulness be banished! Bitterness be banished! Blasphemy be brought. Belligerence be brought. Bring bountiful, brilliant blessings."
Bought booze (beer), borrowed blusher, baked buns, basic building blocks. But....
"Bad beings, bringing beer- baby's birthday!"
Beautiful but baffled big baby burps, blinks blearily, bringing bedtime, blankets, bed.