Do not trust them. They are fast. They are murderous. They are cunning.
And they are fluffy.
Do not be misled by their cute appearance. Do not buy them for your kids.
It is already too late for us, but we wish Europe to be safe. Keep them out of your stores.
Anonymous, 27 years old, United States of America.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Can you guess who we shouldn't trust?