Letter to a very, VERY rude alien

Hello I'm not even going to greet you.

Well EXCUSE ME, for having  the wrong idea. It's not my fault that my father told me you guys were green. I believe and trust my father. And I'm sorry, but I'd rather be green than purple. 

Herman, 33 years old, Vienna, Austria

Ps. Don't worry; I will NEVER send you letter AGAIN. So please don't bother to reply.

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