I'm from Venus, a realy hot planet. We can stand the heat though, you probably wouldn't. I am not green, you idiot. That's just something you humans made up. No idea where that came from. I'm PUPRPLE. You got that? PURPLE. Geez, earthlings. No idea how you people can stand each other. Please don't ever send a letter here AGAIN. Understood? I hate you people from earth, so leave me alone. I won't answer any of your questions either. It's your own fault for calling me GREEN. Green is the UGLIEST colour I've ever seen. We green, don't make me laugh.
Die, hsmusrbrnhm (that's my name, not some idiot rambling)