Dear Mr. Pumpkin,
Mind my randomness, I know you'll never read this anyway, 'cause you're... well, a pumpkin.
I just wanted to say that I feel sorry for you. Halloween is probably not your favourite time of the year. All those people cutting in the faces of you and your family... I'm glad I'm human.
Good luck on the 31st, I hope you won't suffer for too long!
Bryan, 19 years old, Sydney, Australia