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...y, and what better day to live life than on a day when we celebrate it? After consuming enough alcohol to make tomato ketchup seem thirst-quenching, and more rum than the average pirate would enjoy, we set off to our first port of call. A nightclub by the name of Galaxy. A more honest name would be "come get %^*%ed up here and get sleazy with the sluts - we're all doing it!". If you've come to a club with concrete for a floor, you know what the deal is - we simply honoured the transaction. Drink, dance, drink, request song, drink and dance, drink, drink, &&*^, drink, dance, go home and puke.

We sat and engaged in delightful discourse, only the most prestigious of subjects to talk about - post-bar conversation at it's most regal. What was it we talked about? Kafka or rape? Brave new world or "who the, the %^^* just left (slur) their bag in the (slur) doorway?". Your two heroes of this story sat down. One turned to the other.

"Let's go to France"

And so it began.

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