Kalikyr

wat i learned in englishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................!

once apon a tyme ther waz a grl who cood'nt spel vry wel. butt ths grl waz vry good at creating shakespearean insults AND complement

s! SO HA!

anywaz, cents ths grl waz so stupd and jst....didnt no how to tipe vry wel.....  she decided to right ths stry!!!! so plz enjoy every othr chaptr that (Me) wil B rightingg the othr chaptrs a smrt frend is gona right....haHE!!!

SO ME (ANIN) and my frend (her) taffeta turtle-dove  went on an aventr 2 day  to fnd the HOLY GRAIL!!! but insted we both got destractd and R now watchn the asian version of the lil mer-maid! SPEAKING OF MER! a rainbow goat-fish asked me for mer today i said no.....ha he stupid fish i totly jipedd him out of all of my mer!  and now i giv u a chaleng go cut down a tre with only a........A....a.......... GOLD FISH!!! *scrry musik comes out of no wer*

haha KILLER TURTLE RUN AWWAY RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

beckuz i think thou ART a dissembling fen-sucked foot-licker! DX

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