My father is the chief of police. Or he was the chief of police, before he became blind and deaf last week. He was with a few other cops, dunking their donuts in their coffee, when they got a call that some hick girl was screaming. They rushed to the house and knocked the bathroom door down, only to see the most horrible sight. THE HICK. WAS NAKED. AND SINGING.
They closed their eyes, but it was too late.
My name is Toyota Mitsubishi Honda and I aim to capture and kill that hick.