Just Desert

SAMMY AND NIKKI :}
Crazy chick ... Mermaids ... Nasty pumpkin seeds ...

One dark and scary Thanksgiving night, this one crazy looking hick was carving a GLOWING pumpkin to turn it into a Jack-O-Lantern, but she didn't need any candles as you could imagine because the pumpkin was already GLOWING! She put it out on her front step and when kids walked by they would be all like "Woah, why is there a glowing Jack-O-Lantern when it's almost THANKSGIVING?!?!?!!!?!?!?!" They were puzzled. The next evening, she was making pumpkin seeds while singing "AAANYWAY YOU WANT IT! THAAATS THE WAY YA NEEED IT! AAANYWAY YA WANT ITT BOOM BOOM BA CHI!" She was singing quite loudly, so all the neighbors looked through her window and pointed and laughed. She had no idea what was going on, so she kept singing. She lost track of what she was doing, so she burnt the seeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, they were CHARRED TO A CRISP! She pulled them out, thinking they would be just right, and realized what had happened. She shrieked in horror... The neighbors thought she was in trouble, so acting on instinct  they called the fuzz. They showed up while she was in the shower singing that same song loudly,, so she couldn't hear them at the door... The fuzz ended up busting down the door and finding her in the shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were all blind and deaf after that horrid chain of events that occurred that evening.

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