chapter :1;Jokes!Mature

Babies say whatever they hear,but people from outside this world doesnt even know anything about our language!

Once there were four aliens and they came to earth.They could only say one phrase in english.The first one went to an opera and learned how to say:" ME,ME,ME".The second one went to a restaurant and learned how to say :"WITH KNIVES AND FORKS".The third one went to a candy store and learned how to say :"BECAUSE HE STOLE MY LOLLIPOP".The fourth one went to a baseball game and learned how to say :"YEAH,YEAH,YEAH".One day there was a dead man on the road ,the policeman pulled the aliens over and said ,"WHO KILLED THIS MAN?"The first allien said ,"ME,ME,ME".The police man said "HOW DID YOU KILLED HIM?"The second allien said ,"WITH KNIVES AND FORKS".The police man said "WHY DID YOU KILLED HIM?"The third allien said"BECAUSE HE STOLE MY LOLLIPOP"The police man said "YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL"The fourth allien said "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH!"

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