Joker Tells His Story Part 1

The introduction to Joker' story.

An Arkham Asylum guard brought Joker into the madhouse in a straitjacket. Joker got defeated by Batman again in an attempt to kill everyone in a party for the mayor. It would have gone according to plan after one gun shot to the mayor`s head, but it didn`t work out because Batman came and threw a batarang at the gun. The gun clattered to the floor. Joker tried to grab it, but before he could, Batman beat him up quickly. The police came running in. One of them carried a straitjacket. When the straitjacket was put on Joker, the police led him to the police car and drove him to Arkham.

Walking through the hallway with the guard toward his cell, he saw familiar faces. Those familiar faces where supervillains...or super criminals...or customed criminals. He passed by Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Killer Croc, and then finally Ventriloquist. The guard pushed Joker into his cell, keeping the straitjacket on. The guard laughed and then locked the door.

Joker said to himself, "Oh well. I can break out whenever I feel like it. My sweetie Bats and I will do our little dance again."

Joker let out a crazed laugh that all of the inmates for a long ways could hear. A man in a white suit came up to Joker`s cell.

Joker asked, "What do you want, poopsy?"
The man replied, "I want to hear your story."
Joker laughed and then said, "The story of a madman with bats in his belfry? OK. I guess that it`s better than sitting in this cell all day."

A guard came over and unlocked the cell door. The guard kept Joker in the straitjacket and led him out towards a door further down the hall. The man in the white suit followed. The room was small and only had two chairs and a table. The guard pushed Joker into a chair.

Joker said to the guard, "Do you have kids? I`d love to see them sometime."

The guard ignored Joker and walked away. The man in the white suit sat down in the chair across the table. The man in the white suit announced himself as Dr. Vein.

Joker smiled even wider and said, "Dr. Vein? That sounds like the name of a mad scientist. Do you happen to know Hugo Strange?"
Dr. Vein ignored Joker and replied, "I`m here to do a story on your life. Would you be interested?"
The Joker replied, "Yes, Vein Man. I`m interested in getting jiggy with your story."
The man smiled and then said, "Very well. Thanks for your time."

The End

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