He breaks a window, because he hates his life. He thinks video games are really boring. He also thinks that he needs some tacos. He eats a taco.
He eats a cat. So he decides to cry for no apparent reason. And decides to do chores around his house and be super hyper. He just then decides to prance around like a pink and yellow pony. And then a girl comes to the door and said, “I am selling items to got to college.” The he said “Your mom goes to college, burn” Then she cries and runs away. He loves chocolate.