There once was a llama named fooferz and he was very angry with john, his rightful owner. He was mad at him because he stole his llama food. I’m guessing you are wondering why he stole his llama food… well I am just about to tell you. Because of the economy unfortunately john lost his job and the only food they had left is llama food. “Desperate times call for desperate measures” john said. And ate the llama food, it was poisonous and he died. The llama was very happy that john died. John children thought that the llama killed john and they wanted to seek revenge for their father. They took the llama into a dark ally and hit him in the head with a baseball bat until he admitted that he killed john.