SON OF A BITCH I GOTTA REDO ALL THIS SHIT AND I DONT WANNA DO IT DAMMIT WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Jane(Human): "walks in" What are you so mad about?
Me: "quickly hides the paper and turns the computer off" Uh, nothing.
Jane: Uh... Are you watching porn again?
Me: (If i tell her no then she would check the computer. If she realizes Ive been writing a story about what happened to us in the past she would probably dump me...Or kill me... Or both.) Uh...yea.
Jane: Oh... Am I not good enough for you?
Me:"a sweat mark falls from the back of my head" Excuse me?
Jane: "sits next to me" Why watch porn when you can just see me naked walking around the house?
Me: "looks more confused" Eh!?
Jane: We're the only people who lives here! Why would I mind being naked!? You know how much of a joy it is to walk around naked without judgement!?
Jane: You need to live more life instead of writing stories all the time.
Me: Its what I do.
Jane: Whatever you say. "walks to the computer" What type of porn do you watch anyway?
Once she turned on the computer she noticed the story about the past of us which she was highly humiliated about causing her to get angry. Once she turned around all you see is papers swifting in the air as the window is open
She started chasing me as I was sprinting off. (Here I go with this uh...) So I ran in a transportation bus and quickly turned in my ticket and it drove off as she got near it. I sat down and let out a breif sigh and looked out the window only to see her dusting with a motorcycle causing me to drop my jaw and my eyes to like...
you know how they do in anime when their eyes are just white circles with a black outline around it? Yea. Since this is anime... In order to truly enjoy this, imagine this in anime...
Because this is anime...
Thats all I write.
She stopped the motorcycle in front of the bus causing it to forcefully stop. The music then stopped as well.
Jane: GET THE FUCK OUT HERE!
You hear birds chirping.
I jumped out the closed window and started sprinting off causing the music to start again. She turned her motorcycle back on and screeched off after me. I was running with ALL my might but of course she was going to catch up to me so I ducked into the sewers and ran from there. She came after me with the motorcycle and rode through the sidewalks. Once she rode pass I stuck my head up from the sewer water.
The nasty sewer water...
Did I have much of a choice in hiding?
How else would I hide from her?
C'mon guys, don't call me nasty or dirty you girls who are watching this.
I doubt it.
Not that many views here.
Continuing on since this is getting off subject.
I got up from the sewers quietly and looked up seeing Jeff and Jack with their eyebrows raised and their arms crossed.
Jeff: The hell are you doing?
Jack: Dude man, you reek. Like, seriously.
Me: "gets up" You guys have to help me.
Jeff: What for?
Me: Jane fo- -
Jack: Up, heard Jane's name. Im not helping.
Jeff: Neither am I.
Me: Your telling me you guys wont help me and I turned you BOTH back human?
Jeff: Ill help you with anything that DOESNT involve Jane.
Jack: What did you do anyway?
Me: ...I wrote our past on how she turned human by me and posted it on the internet.
Jack: Oh God.
Jeff: Poor guy. "pats my head" I hope you will have a quick death. I can't say painless.
Me: But I dont wanna die.
Jack: We cant help you. Im sorry.
Me: -_- Fine! I'll just go ask the others.