Internet Girlmature
INT. YOUTUBE - OCTOBER 2008
Music. Catelyn is preparing for the video. Adjusting the
webcam, applying eyeliner, straightening her hair, applying
eyeliner, applying more eyeliner. She takes a deep breath,
then the camera changes to the webcam, and she begins a
feverish, perky rant.
CATELYN
Okay, hi! So, my name is Pocky,
and, um, well, most of you know me
as Pocky, and, well, if you're
watching this you probably know me
as Pocky. Well, some of you might
know me as MoldyLunchBox, which is
my Gaia username on Gaia Online,
and, I told my Gaia Online buddy
friend...one second, I'm
uncomfortable
(shifts in chair)
Okay! So, I told my Gaia Online
friend, Addy, that I would make a
video just for him, so here it is
rawr rawr rawr rawr Addy I love
you! I love you I love you...Addy I
think I'm going to need a returning
video. I spent all this time making
this video and I'm going to need a
response. You're being very rude
you know, very rude indeed. You
know, I don't think many people
will find this funny I don't think,
but that's okay. Hmmmmmmm ADDY I
LOVE YOU RAWRRAWR. Like seriously,
like rawr status. Well, okay. If
you want me to make you a video
like this and you're my friend on
Gaia, just tell me and I will,
because I probably love you anyway!
So Addy, I LOVE YOU RAWR OKAY
BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!
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