Chapter 5 Oh shucks, it's a shoe
Like I said in Chapter 4, " A human's shoe". I panicked. I gasped. I bit my skin. Ouch. I waited for someone to say something. Even the word " A". I heard more whispers. Some on my left, some on my right. I had to move side to side to hear, waving my hair all around. For I am a handsomely devilish man. heh.
I listened in. I heard two voices. One gruff trucker kind of voice, and one prancy Western drawl voice, most likely to be a lady.
" Eh lady!" the gruff man yelled.
" Wat do yah want Troutface?!" Prancy said.
" Dis yur pickle?" Troutface asked. " And mah name's ain't Troutface!"
" Naw! This ain't mah pickle----holy smokes, look at the size of that thang." said Prancy Lady. I wondered what they were doing. Staring at me. Well, not me, the pickle.
" Troutface?" Prancy Lady said. Gruff man grunted. Prancy lady said " That is one bigggg pickle yew got dare. Where yew find that beauty?"
" No idea." said Gruff man. He kicked the pickle. It hit my spine. " Ochhoooo!" I scream-whispered. " Holy!" said Prancy. " There must be a rabid whats-it in 'dare!"
I got one of those lightbulb ideas and made yacking noise. " KCHHHH! FSHHH!!! CHCHCHCHOOOO! OPAPAPAAPASHHH!!"
I sounded like a rabid kid if you ask me. I heard Prancy running or stomping.
" Let's scram outta here Troutface!" I heard running feet and then a slam, then the humming of a car and they musta drove straight outta here.
Then I wondered. Why didn't I ASK them for help? Crud.
And I lay there for a minute slapping myself then falling into an idiot's dream.