Can you Stand behind a Cow?

Can you stand behind a cow?

Can you stand and let it moo?

Can you drink the milk it gives?

Can you feed it laxatives?

Can you while it crops the grass, 

can you tickle it on the ar*e?

Can you stand behind its rear

while it builds up diarrhoea?

Can you stand there loving it 

when it plasters you with sh*t ?

This was in truth one of the youthful Bunny's favourite activities. Secreting a handful of Ex-Laxes he would feed the cows by hand and then stand behind the animal's rear end until it let fly. He would then stand there a-drippin' and a-grinnin'.

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