drive straight into work (oddly enough, catching a rare spin of the Nuge's "Cat Scratch Fever" on the radio).

You begin to sing along.

 High
Well I Don't Know Where They Come From
But They Sure Do Come
I Hope They Coming For Me
And I Don't Know How They Do It
But They Sure Do It Good
I Hope They Doing It For Free

And You Can
Cat Scratch Fever
Cat Scratch Fever

Well The First Time I Got It
I Was Just Ten Years Old
I Got It From Some Kitty Next Door
And When I See The Doctor
And He Gave Me The Cure
I Think I Got It Some More

They Gave Me
Cat Scratch Fever
Cat Scratch Fever
I Got A
Back Scratch Fever
Cat Scratch Fever

Its Nothing Dangerous
I Feel No Pain
I Got The Chug Chug Train
You Know You Got It When
You Going Insane
It'll Make A Grown Man Cry Cry
Won't You Make My Bad

    Solo

Well I Make A Pussy Purr
With The Stroke Of My Hand
They Know They’re Getting It From Me
And They Know Just Where To Go
When They Need Their Loving Man
They Know I'm Doing It For Free

And You Can
Cat Scratch Fever
Cat Scratch Fever
They Got A
Cat Scratch Fever
Cat Scratch Fever

Cat Scratch Fever: 6 Times
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

As the song finishes, you pull into the parking lot at work.

The End

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