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by Little_Niki in Humour, Urban added March 16, 2008

If Birds were Purple

There was an old woman walking in the middle of the road. She looks up to see a purple bird with a bag of potato chips in it's claws.  The Woman sighs, then yells ", Hey!  Can I have a potato chip?!?  I'm very hungry!" The Purple bird looked down at the old woman and dropped the whole bag.  The woman walked on, but the bag landed on a car, which blocked the window.  The car swerved and ran over the old lady who was still walking in the middle of the road.  The woman got up and said...

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