After what Kourtni did to Ross I nearly pissed myself laughing, it was HILARIOUS! 'Cause thats how it goes, I get a boy; seduce him, dump him, he comes back Kourtni kicks his ass.
The little old lady from over the road was staring at Kourtni, tutting.
I raised my eye-brows and hitched up my skirt, " hey, lady! Want some of this?"I said licking and pursing my lips. She went back inside pronto and we all started laughing again.
"I want toast!"I said suddenly, "I really want toast!"
I really, really did! I've never wanted toast so bad in my entire life!
I dashed back inside and ordered the cooks to make me the best toast I'll ever have in a lifetime.
And they did. It was evenly cooked on each side, with the jam just the right thickness and not spilling over the sides.
I gobbled it down quickly, then started to dry heave.
I ran into the downstairs loo and was violently sick. Suddenly I was hungry again. Then it hit me, like a fucking bullet in my head.
Mikaila dashed in and patted me on the back saying soothing words.
"Mikaila?" I asked my sister.
"I think I'm pregnant."