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...n didn't get to far

Stopped in front of the lucky break bar

The man in the corner was playing his guitar

And singing some tune about being a country star

Now I didn't mean to get as drunk as a skunk

But the wife wouldn't listen

And hung up the phone with a clunk

She said all my belongens were over at the dump

And If I didn't show up with some hard earned cash

The boys were gonna burn it along with the trash.

Well I must have passed out because I lost a little time

Woke up in a jail cell , without a nickle or a dime

So I bummed enough money for repairs on my truck

Instead bought me a lottery ticket

Hopen this would change my luck

Well I won me lots of money and bought myself a fancy guitar

Now I'm doing the singing down at the "Lucky Break Bar"

I told the wife I forgave her for not supporten my bad luck

So I handed her the keys said good day here's my truck..

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