I hate Country Music
I'm stuck on the hurten side of life.
Aint got no money and the wife don't find this funny
So I'm singing Come on honey , won't ya give me just one more chance!
I'm tired of feeling pitty so I'm headed off to the city
To see if I can get me, A job like a real man...
But the truck broke down didn't get to far
Stopped in front of the lucky break bar
The man in the corner was playing his guitar
And singing some tune about being a country star
Now I didn't mean to get as drunk as a skunk
But the wife wouldn't listen
And hung up the phone with a clunk
She said all my belongens were over at the dump
And If I didn't show up with some hard earned cash
The boys were gonna burn it along with the trash.
Well I must have passed out because I lost a little time
Woke up in a jail cell , without a nickle or a dime
So I bummed enough money for repairs on my truck
Instead bought me a lottery ticket
Hopen this would change my luck
Well I won me lots of money and bought myself a fancy guitar
Now I'm doing the singing down at the "Lucky Break Bar"
I told the wife I forgave her for not supporten my bad luck
So I handed her the keys said good day here's my truck..
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