It's never happened before. It's unthinkable. I would expect that of her, and maybe of him. But not me. Not brilliant, wonderful me. I hope they never get to hear about it. I would never live it down.
Anyway, it's not my fault. It was her. She led me in the wrong direction entirely. Maybe I underestimated her. Perhaps she's not so stupid.
But neither am I. I'll get my own back. I'll go out there now and start looking. On the way there I'll give the thing I wasn't looking for to her and let her make out that SHE found it. That'll teach her.
And I'll find it. Because I'm fantastic. Any everyone will know.