Meanwhile, poor Zorro is hiding under the kitchen table - the steamcleaner's chicken bone regurgitation noises undoubtedly bringing back painful poochie memories.
Fearing electrocution or worse, you shut the steamcleaner off, grab a bucket of soapy water and the scrub brush, cleaning up the mess as best you can. You head back into the kitchen, and toss the whole lot into the garbage, along with the crappy DVD that started this whole mess!!
You are left wondering now what you'll do about dinner. You toy with some take out menus, thinking about Chinese, but not exactly sure exactly what you're in the mood for...
You grab a beer from the fridge and fflip on the TV for inspiration, and lo and behold, it's the Food Network!! You watch the show closely and, on your second beer, start to think, "Peking Duck...I could do that!!"
You take one look at the recipe, the chef, the duck, and your dog...and promptly call for pizza.
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