You head to the store, which is actually rather inconvenient because the store that has chickens on sale this week is on the other side of town. You feel embarassed as you walk to the meat department, feeling as though everyone knows about the rippling body of the man on the tape. Only as you head through the cash register with a 22 pound turkey and a raincheck for the chicken do you realize that you left the tape running, and as you wonder what the idiot dog will think of Mr. Smash, you realize that the wife is picking up the kids at school and they'll be home any minute now.

RATE THIS BRANCH!