You run down to the local medieval weapons store and walk up to the counter. The store clerk asks "How can I help you?". You say "I need a mace.". The clerk goes in the back room, and fetches several maces for you to try on a dummy.

He hands you the first mace. You lift it, but quickly realize that it is too heavy and you drop it. The mace falls through the ground, into the basement, and falls on a man driving a forklift.

The forklift spins out of control, and crashes into a support beam. The floor collapses, and the clerk, you, and lots of sharp objects start to tumble to the ground. A barrel is hurling toward you.

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